We’ve come to the end of our vacation, as I look back there are a few things I have learned on this trip.
4,208.1 miles is a LONG ride.
58.5 hours is a LONG time to ride.
Google maps lies… or does not estimate the drive time of a family of 8. The original time should have been only 53 hours but this trip took us 58.5 hours not such an accurate time but we are home! Thankfully home. Nothing like your own bed, your own toilet paper and your own tv remote, nothing compares to the ease of shopping at your own grocery store or your own Chick Fil A.
AHHH home!
We LOVED our visits with family and friends and look forward to seeing everyone again! But, as Dorothy said “there is no place like home” I just wish I could have clicked my heals to gether and be home…
We have a family who loves to laugh, they find humor and laughter a great thing.
We laughed at C and his 6 mile story:
So, my friend and I, whose family is a missionary from Africa, wanted to celebrate his leaving for Africa for the next 3 years, we decided to go to BWW’s and a movie with a group of friends. We chose Buffalo Wild Wings because on Tuesday they have 50 cent wings, we planned on having wings then going to watch the amazing Spider Man in the theater, we originally had another friend {with a car} planning on coming with us who would drive us to the theater after lunch, he did not show up. When we finished eating we decided we did not want to inconvenience anyone, by calling for a ride. Being above average intelligence we asked the waitress where the nearest bus stop was, but being above average intelligence we could not figure out the bus schedule. We decided to just walk to the theater, it did not seem too far away. We walked and we walked and we walked it was around 1:30 when we left, we figured we would make it to the 2pm showing, He was wearing flip-flops and I thankfully had on tennis shoes. The walk was much longer than we expected, thankfully during the 2 hour or so long walk, we finally got to my school, and decided to use our above average intelligence to call my aunt to come get us. We thought it was only about 3 miles but when my aunt picked me up she informed us we had just walked 6 miles. As we got in the car I got a few calls from my mom but I could not answer, since washing the phone I cannot talk but only text, not that I minded I knew she was ticked. She took our hot sweaty selves to the theater laughing the whole way. When we got to the theater she told us “CALL ME OR TEXT YOU ARE NOT WALKING HOME” We figured we could that was less than 2 miles. But just to be safe, and since I was depending on a ride to the airport in the morning I texted her for a ride home.
– As told by C
We are not going to let this one go for a while! Poor Ellen she was so upset with him, when she called me to tell me about it I burst out laughing, telling her “oh girl. that is just the beginning of the stupid the boy does…” we’ve offered to let him walk home, after all it is only 6 miles…
Taking a potty chair along for a newly potty trained child is wonderful, except when the child needs to poo, we broke rules and drove while the child was on the potty, at one point the back of the van called out “do I smell poop? it stinks back here” Yeah that took some effort to clean up with out being grossed out. Lets just say that multiple baggies and wipes were used. Pees were easier, I just filled the chair with napkins and they absorbed for me, a plastic baggies and wipes later we were good to go.
Eating sandwiches and snacks in the van is a great way to save time and money, eating Taco Bell in the van is a great way to make a mess everywhere. We will not try that again. But finding a restaurant the whole family agrees upon while traveling is impossible. We only eat CFA for fast food, {we is everyone but Keith} today we stopped at Publix to get sub sandwiches for lunch I just could not bring myself to eat fast food. We only ate out 5 times over the 17 days.
I can knit in the van. I did it! I had to chant most of the time and the 10 miles we let C drive on the highway I concentrated on the knitting to keep me breathing. He did fine, and even passed a semi on a bridge, but I held my breath. There was a lot of traffic during our drive so he had little opportunity to drive, and he slept most of the time.
Family and Friends are amazing and we are so thankful that we love ours. The kids are already talking about “next time” so we look forward to our next visits. We laughed, we talked, we swam, we played games, we went to games, we relaxed and we had fun.
Now to catch up on the laundry and get things put away. Why does it seem that if you don’t put it all away in the first 2 hours after getting home that it takes 2 weeks to get it all put away?
Go hug your kids and talk about some vacation memories with them.
jen